According to an article on christwire.org, there are over 2 million hetero couples in America secretly struggling with homosexuality in their marriages (I think that number is higher, especially if you include bisexuality). It’s not clear whether the article, which lists 15 ways to tell if your husband is gay, is satire or not, but some of the points are pretty funny.
#6 states, “Clothes that are too tight and too ‘trendy’: Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex ‘hook ups.’ They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels. If your husband owns skinny jeans and looks at his buttocks in the mirror or if he wears an inordinate number of small-sized t-shirts, it is probably worthwhile to pay more attention to his private activities.”
# 11: “Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends. A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group. In a sense, he has “let his hair down” and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands.”
The article ends by asking women if they’ve dated men in the past who turned out to be gay: “…you should ask yourself whether you’re honestly looking for a man or just a shopping companion. Is sharing gossip more important to you than raising children? Ultimately, it’s a question of getting your priorities straight!”
Read the entire article here: http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
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